Thanks to the poet Martha Silano who wrote this list to cheer up a friend.
9. When you have one thousand, kneel for the editor with the bleeding finger cut on your submission.
What to Do With Rejection Slips
1. Make paper airplane; aim for nearest recycling bin.
2. Hang on fridge with "You'll regret this" scrawled across it in red Sharpie.
3. Cut into tiny pieces; use as confetti the next time you write a great poem (i.e., tomorrow).
4. Cut up, along with photos of birds and flowers from magazines. Decoupage!
5. Paste it into your writing journal and draw a beautiful "frame' around it. Cross out "we are sorry" and write "we are so very stupid."
6. Pin to dart board.
7. Shred; feed to worms.
8. When you have one hundred, cut in strips and fashion a paper chain to hang across your workroom ceiling.
10. When you have ten thousand, self-publish.
I enjoyed this post and your blog!
ReplyDeleteNow that I send poems electronically, I just hit the delete button and expunge rejections. Very satisfying!
ReplyDeleteWallpaper is good too.
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ReplyDeleteNow I think I better write something that's more pro-editor ~ especially as I am a guest editor until July for the special Crab Creek Review ekphrasis issue!
ReplyDeleteHi Susan, thanks for the re-post. P.S. I pay The Editors respect in my two newer posts.
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